Total Medals Earned: 209 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,110 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make it past Stage 3.
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Use a grenade.
Spend £10,000.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (90/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 11/20 (160/630 points)
Fiddle with the settings
Use all of main Character's attacks
Get a 10 hit Combo
Complete Normal Mode
Use all Vandier's attacks
Get a 20 hit Combo
Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
Collect 100 orbs
Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Kill all eneimies
Complete Hard Mode
Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Get a 50 hit Combo
Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
Collect all Awards
Get a 60 hit Combo
Complete Culmination without dying
Medals Earned: 6/10 (115/200 points)
Destroy a Block
Kill a Critter
Collect a Weapon Box.
Complete any stage.
Destroy a Cupcake
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Destroy the Happy Sun
Destroy Newgrounds!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.